Pre-Save "Pure Unreal" by Hit
Out THIS TUESDAY, October 14th
Sup everybody,
The new Hit single (and hit single) “Pure Unreal” comes out this Tuesday, October 14th. Seeing as Hit is the most unsearchable band name in music history, I’ve for the first time made a pre-save link for Spotify users. Head to https://ffm.to/pureunreal and click where it says “Pre-Save” to get “Pure Unreal” straight to your library as soon as it comes out. If you aren’t a Spotify user, just uh, search for it on Deezer or whatever when it comes out.
Otherwise, pre-saving the song supposedly helps it algorithmically somehow, which in this specific instance is of the utmost importance. I bet $69,000 on Kalshi that this song would become an actual chart topper, so if you care about me and don’t want me to wind up in the freakin’ East River with cement shoes, you know what to do…
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The pre-save thing is not the only way I’m humiliating myself for this release. There is now a 1WT TikTok, where I’ve already posted four installments in an ongoing docuseries called The Journey Behind the Song, a behind the scenes look at how “Pure Unreal” came to be, soup to nuts. You can follow me at @one.weird.trick.recs. All the same vids are also on our Instagram as reels.
That said, having TikTok now I gotta say it is the most diabolical and heinous social media platform I have ever encountered. My algorithm on there is completely untouched — I don’t even know how to search stuff, the interface makes me feel like I’m 80 years old — and this is the kind of messed up stuff I get fed:
No wonder 12-year-olds can’t read and all think Charlie Kirk was awesome, they’re just watching SEAL Team Six gorillas tell them they’re little bitches. We really should’ve banned this thing when we had the chance. But alas, since it exists we should make the most of it and use it as a means to feed my ego. Society is cooked anyway.
KEEP POUNDIN’,
Craig